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MatsuoTanuki

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  • Feb 22, 1992
  • United States
  • Deviant for 13 years
  • He / Him
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If you believe there should be FA- and WG-centric manga, copy and paste this in your signature. Or even better, list a manga that you know.

The human body is hard wired to need meat. We did not fight our way to the center threads of the food web to become vegetarians and vegans. If you agree, copy and paste this in your signature.

If cats rock your socks, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've stubbed your toe more then 6 times today copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever taped your fingers together because you were bored out of your mind and then couldn't get them apart copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile

92 percent of American Teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent who would laugh there asses off.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. Ghetto Anime Princess AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...) EverD, (When I did it, my friends said I defied physics. I don't know why though...) Wishing_for_a_Zoro_plushie (err... people laughed, and not to mention I was wearing a skirt XD ) Sangorulz(in school while wearing heels...clutz),a forgotten memory of an angel, xXbeautifullyshatteredXx, Inuyashagrl101, Yamahato Yokimoko-san, Lee-Aeront roamin-tiger, XxSeRaSxaLuCaRdxX, MatsuoTanuki

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. Ghetto Anime Princess AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Coco Gash Niccals,cheerleader101,Sangorulz,a forgotten memory of an angel, xXbeautifullyshatteredXx, Inuyashagrl101, Yamahato Yokimoko-san, Lee-Aeront roamin-tiger (if i did i wouldnt b suuch a dork :P) XxSeRaSxaLuCaRdxX, Matsuotanuki

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it

If you hate Spongebob Squarepants because he's a hopeless optimist and extremly pointless, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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I ♥ NY!

So did I until someone ♣'d me and stole my ♦s


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Do you like me?
No
Do you want me?
No
Would you cry if I left?
No
Would you live for me?
No
Would you do anything for me?
No
Choose--me or your life
My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

We live in a shockingly beautiful world. We are walking through the living kingdom of heaven every day; the colours, the sound, the love of others, the potential to create, the plants, wildlife, nature, music, all sensations and life...but if we refuse to see colour and beauty we may as well be in Hell. Maybe an animated band was the best way of announcing this."-Noodle


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SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE CAT!

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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

The single coolest line from Pulp Fiction

Current Residence: US of A!
Favourite genre of music: Any song I like
Favourite photographer: No one
Favourite style of art: Manga and anything that's Tim Burtonish
Wallpaper of choice: Black with little white dots, like a starry night
Skin of choice: Smooth and fragrant
Favourite cartoon character: Shikamaru Nara
Personal Quote: Don't disregard a snake if it has no horns, for it may be a dragon in the next life

Favourite Visual Artist
Multiple ties between the artists of Sandman: *gorgeous* graphic novel series!~
Favourite Movies
The Miyazaki films
Favourite TV Shows
Scrubs, Futurama, numerous anime...
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Good Charlotte, Blink 182, New Found Glory, and Green Day
Favourite Writers
Neil Gaiman, Kevin Kwan, J.K. Rowling
Favourite Games
The Sonic the Hedgehog series, Final Fantasy/s VII, X, XIII, Type-0 and XV, and the original Crash Bandicoot trilogy
Favourite Gaming Platform
PlayStation, XBox just missed its chance...
Tools of the Trade
My handy dandy laptop
Other Interests
Running, manga, the MCU, visiting zoos and museums , and myriad mythologies and folklore
Today, I discovered the true meaning of being scared shitless. My father in a clown costume emerged from my closet. Needless to say something emerged from me. FML Today, while trucking, I got stuck in traffic on a congested highway. After 15 minutes of mind-numbing boredom, I glanced down at the car beside me, only to witness the driver changing her tampon and flicking the old one onto the highway. I can't unsee this. FML Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior cit
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All day in bed, just typing away...
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Great news: 100,000 people have asked Senator Wyden to read their names during his filibuster of the dreaded PROTECT IP Act. Worse news: This legislation could come to a vote as soon as later this week. But the nastier we make this prospective filibuster look, the better the chance that Senate leadership won't even call for a vote. Will you help us muster more troops?  Please ask Wyden to read your name from the floor of the Senate during his filibuster. A quick reminder: Senator Wyden wants our help.  He's agreed to filibuster the PROTECT IP Act Internet censorship bill by reading censorship opponents' names from the floor of the Senate.
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Broooo you gotta post that Riza thing you wrote up, it’s great!
I have been thinking about expanding it...
Hurray! Not meaning to pressure ya tho!
Love the work you did with Riza. You seem like a decent writer!
Aaaw, thanks. It was nothing though, the real work was done by M-a-v-e-r-i-c-k. Keep an eye out today for Part 3. :D